ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE TWELFTH EDITION OF "THE BEAU ZONE" ON THE HARD ROCK HEROES WEBSITE FROM NOVEMBER 2008 TO FEBRUARY 2010.
How about some MORE short old stuff? Both these two are about 2007 award shows.....Belly is performing at the Muchmusic Video Awards this year? Wonder if he'll ".....feel the pressure....." Hey, maybe BFFs Hilary Duff and Leah Miller can be the ".....females doing what they want to do.....".....At the 2007 MTV Movie Awards, when they did the gag with Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel almost kissing, they should have spliced in the shot of Justin Timberlake looking intently as he was looking at the Britney/Madonna kiss at the VMAs that other year.
Me during the broadcast of "Much On Demand" outside in front of the Muchmusic building in Toronto, ON on September 25, 2003.
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Saturday, January 30, 2010
Monday, December 7, 2009
Television
ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE FIRST EDITION OF "THE BEAU ZONE" ON THE HARD ROCK HEROES WEBSITE FROM APRIL TO JUNE 2004.
An open letter to Muchmusic VJ Amanda Walsh: Amanda, I almost died when I saw your dress and those shoes you were wearing at the MMVAs in 2003. Those kind of stilettos that lace up the girls' legs just drive me wild when I see them in magazines, but I never thought I'd see YOU wearing them. NEVER, EVER take those shoes off, especially when you have sex with the man of your dreams. You should put those shoes on, get your hair done up all sexy, get your makeup done all sexy with red lipstick, take off your clothes, light up a smoke and stand in front of a full-length mirror and admire yourself. Ever do that? Maybe fantasize about doing porn while you're looking at yourself? Just a thought.
Instead of CTV here in Canada not bleeping out the swearing during The Osbournes, how about doing that for Punk'd? I'd much rather hear Jessica Alba or Mandy Moore uttering "fuck" and "shit" on TV than The Osbournes. It would be more exciting, too, if you get my drift, heh, heh, heh. Maybe Mandy Moore saying "fuck" on TV will help her to sell more records, too. As Gene Simmons says, "Good girls may go to heaven, but bad girls go anywhere they want."
An open letter to Muchmusic VJ Amanda Walsh: Amanda, I almost died when I saw your dress and those shoes you were wearing at the MMVAs in 2003. Those kind of stilettos that lace up the girls' legs just drive me wild when I see them in magazines, but I never thought I'd see YOU wearing them. NEVER, EVER take those shoes off, especially when you have sex with the man of your dreams. You should put those shoes on, get your hair done up all sexy, get your makeup done all sexy with red lipstick, take off your clothes, light up a smoke and stand in front of a full-length mirror and admire yourself. Ever do that? Maybe fantasize about doing porn while you're looking at yourself? Just a thought.
Instead of CTV here in Canada not bleeping out the swearing during The Osbournes, how about doing that for Punk'd? I'd much rather hear Jessica Alba or Mandy Moore uttering "fuck" and "shit" on TV than The Osbournes. It would be more exciting, too, if you get my drift, heh, heh, heh. Maybe Mandy Moore saying "fuck" on TV will help her to sell more records, too. As Gene Simmons says, "Good girls may go to heaven, but bad girls go anywhere they want."
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