Me during the broadcast of "Much On Demand" outside in front of the Muchmusic building in Toronto, ON on September 25, 2003.
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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Pro Wrestling Comments

ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE SIXTH EDITION OF "THE BEAU ZONE" ON THE HARD ROCK HEROES WEBSITE FROM AUGUST TO DECEMBER 2005.

How about MNM? Aren't they THE HOTTEST TAG TEAM EVER? Melina reminds me of J.Lo - In fact, Josh Matthews should ask her if Nitro & Mercury are wearing real fur, and she should angrily blurt out, "Of course they're wearing real fur, you moron!" That's in regard to J.Lo and the PETA controversy with her perhaps wearing real fur. It's about time someone started name-dropping celebrities again! I haven't heard that on a regular basis since Jesse Ventura in the 70s said stuff like, "Mean Gene, what do you think of these sunglasses Cheryl Ladd gave me?" I can hardly wait to party with Melina and the boys at Rain at The Palms or the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas with Ashton, Paris, Nicole, Nick & Jessica, Britney & Kevin, etc.

Re: Viscera & Trish's dinner date: Maybe he should've been wearing that Tag body spray. (If anyone doesn't get that, Trish is the spokesperson in Canada for Tag Body Spray.)

Did you see Punk'd with Goldberg where the stunt backfired and the semi didn't run over his motorcycle? I wonder if Ashton Kutcher remarked to Goldberg, "I guess you're used to this kind of stuff from WCW, huh?"

This is an old comment but I wanted to use it so here goes: Remember when Heidenreich was still a heel and had to wear a straight jacket? So, at that time, lemme get this straight: With WWE's new dress code, if I ran into him at an airport, not only does he have to wear a dress shirt and dress pants, but over it he now also has to wear a straight jacket, too? Hey, how about NOW with the Road Warrior gimmick? Hey, maybe WWE will make him and Animal wear dress shirts and dress pants along with their makeup and those spiked shoulder pads! Wouldn't that be a look? Animal wearing any shirt over his gut would be an improvement, though.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Television

ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE FIRST EDITION OF "THE BEAU ZONE" ON THE HARD ROCK HEROES WEBSITE FROM APRIL TO JUNE 2004.

An open letter to Muchmusic VJ Amanda Walsh: Amanda, I almost died when I saw your dress and those shoes you were wearing at the MMVAs in 2003. Those kind of stilettos that lace up the girls' legs just drive me wild when I see them in magazines, but I never thought I'd see YOU wearing them. NEVER, EVER take those shoes off, especially when you have sex with the man of your dreams. You should put those shoes on, get your hair done up all sexy, get your makeup done all sexy with red lipstick, take off your clothes, light up a smoke and stand in front of a full-length mirror and admire yourself. Ever do that? Maybe fantasize about doing porn while you're looking at yourself? Just a thought.

Instead of CTV here in Canada not bleeping out the swearing during The Osbournes, how about doing that for Punk'd? I'd much rather hear Jessica Alba or Mandy Moore uttering "fuck" and "shit" on TV than The Osbournes. It would be more exciting, too, if you get my drift, heh, heh, heh. Maybe Mandy Moore saying "fuck" on TV will help her to sell more records, too. As Gene Simmons says, "Good girls may go to heaven, but bad girls go anywhere they want."