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ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE FOURTH EDITION OF "THE BEAU ZONE" ON THE HARD ROCK HEROES WEBSITE FROM DECEMBER 2004 TO APRIL 2005.

Can casting be both eerie and cornball at the same time? On Hope And Faith, we've seen two flashbacks now to when Hope & Faith's mother was still alive and she's played by Cheryl Ladd. In the present day, their father, played by Robert Wagner, is going out with Hope's gynocologist played by Jaclyn Smith. Both Charlie's Angels from the 70s TV show!!! So we can never see a scene with both of them in it meeting each other where one of them says, "You look familiar. Don't I know you from somewhere?" Unless Hope & Faith bring their mother back from the dead in a seance or something. On top of all that, Cheryl Ladd also plays James Caan's wife on Las Vegas now, and she's with former Beverly Hills 90210-er Vanessa Marcil there. Well, on one of her Hope And Faith flashback appearances, she's there with fellow 90210-er Brian Austin Green, playing himself, as the flashback takes place when 90210 was still on the air! And going back to Las Vegas, even Lindsay Price stopped by Las Vegas for a guest shot working with her fellow former 90210 castmate Marcil a few weeks ago for a late period 90210 reunion! Talk about boggling the mind on so many levels! EYE-YEYE-YEYE-YEYE-YEYE!!!!!!

Hey, here's a task Donald Trump should have given to his candidates on The Apprentice: Develop a winning restaurant in the middle of Winnipeg's new Provencher Bridge! Think they can do it? Maybe Kwame can sign autographs there, too.

I thought it was hilarious in a different way on Newlyweds when Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey were talking about Sting and his wife being advocates of tantric sex and she said, "Sting, the singer?" and the way the moment was presented to us on air, we were supposed to think it was another "dumb blonde" moment for Jessica. Hey, that was a legitimate query! Nick could have been talking about Sting, the wrestler!