ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE NINTH EDITION OF "THE BEAU ZONE" ON THE HARD ROCK HEROES WEBSITE FROM NOVEMBER 2006 TO JUNE 2007.
Too bad Kevin Nash is under contract with TNA. If it wasn't for that, WWE could do DX vs. the NWO! Shawn and HHH vs. Hall and Nash! And Hall and Nash could have Eric Bischoff as their manager! It's never been done before! Vince could sic the NWO on DX! And the end of the match would have some kind of non-finish where the NWO turns and all four guys plus Bischoff celebrate in the ring! (MSG revisited!) Then Vince'll come out all pissed off and make a match, 5 on 5, with DX, the NWO, and Bischoff, vs. the Spirit Squad. Hey, it fits! Then Bischoff could drop out, saying he's not a wrestler, and replace himself with Sean Waltman, who of course was in BOTH the NWO and DX! Now, there's a match!
On the April 1 edition of TNA, I like it when James Mitchell says, "Christian, wherever you're hiding this week....." He was hiding here in Winnipeg at the World Of Wheels car show! I wonder if James Mitchell knew that. Maybe he and Abyss could have terrorized him here, too, after beating him up at his home. They sure would have had a lot of cars to choose from, to smash him onto. Hey, maybe Mitchell could have gotten Honky Tonk Man to join in! I should have gone. I should have asked Christian, "Aren't you feeling nervous signing autographs here when James Mitchell was terrorizing your wife at your home last week? Where's she today? Could he be doing it again?" What would Christian have said, knowing that that night on TNA Impact Mitchell would play the tape of him and Abyss beating him up in his own home? I could have shown Christian the Chris Jericho clipping, too, showing him how Jericho was running to be the next Manitoba Conservative leader, before the Winnipeg Sun revealed that to be a hoax the next day. I never thought about Christian when I saw that. For the record, I was fooled for about 30 seconds until I got back into my car after buying the Sun. "Wait a sec!" I thought, after realizing what day it was. I was wondering if it was that or the Craig Ferguson story (him maybe doing the Late Late Show here in Winnipeg for a week) that was a hoax. The third front-page story about Winnipeg gas stations charging for air I thought was probably true, as I paid 50 cents for air in Grand Forks, ND last fall. Hey, who needs Wrestlemania weekend when we've got our own stuff going on here in Winnipeg, the city the whole world revolves around?
I read in the gossip mags Stacy Keibler is now acting as a matchmaker for Nick Lachey, who obviously she met through his brother Drew on Dancing With The Stars. Maybe she'll hook him up with a WWE Diva. Well, not Mickie James, of course, she doesn't swing that way. Nick needs to ask himself if Mickie James will interfere in this in any way! He doesn't want whoever Stacy fixes him up with fooling around with Mickie James! (Hey, see the Pussycat Dolls comment above!)
Every time I hear the commentators say "Angle slam" during a Kurt Angle match, it makes me want to eat a breakfast dish called an Angle Slam at Perkins.
Shelton Benjamin's mama should seek out Simon Dean and try out his patented Simon system, don't you think?
So all I have left now is just some jokes on if Chris Jericho did become premier of Manitoba: 1) Instead of a press conference, he could have the Highlight Reel. 2) He could get new generations interested in politics - he could "bring the walls down!" 3) He could have been the Ayatollah of Manitoba!
Me during the broadcast of "Much On Demand" outside in front of the Muchmusic building in Toronto, ON on September 25, 2003.
Showing posts with label Nick Lachey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nick Lachey. Show all posts
Monday, January 25, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
The Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey Breakup
ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE EIGHTH EDITION OF "THE BEAU ZONE" ON THE HARD ROCK HEROES WEBSITE FROM MAY TO NOVEMBER 2006.
Regarding the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey breakup, I guess her boots really were made for walking! And after they broke up, I was browsing CDs at Wal-Mart and came across 98 Degrees' Christmas Album. One of the songs is "I'll Be Home For Christmas." Well, yeah, Nick, I guess you were home for Christmas this year! At your parents' place! You probably sang that song there, too! I heard on Nick's new solo album there's a picture of him beside his new home, a trailer. Maybe it was a sublet from Julie and Marissa on The O.C.!
Regarding the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey breakup, I guess her boots really were made for walking! And after they broke up, I was browsing CDs at Wal-Mart and came across 98 Degrees' Christmas Album. One of the songs is "I'll Be Home For Christmas." Well, yeah, Nick, I guess you were home for Christmas this year! At your parents' place! You probably sang that song there, too! I heard on Nick's new solo album there's a picture of him beside his new home, a trailer. Maybe it was a sublet from Julie and Marissa on The O.C.!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Television
ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE FOURTH EDITION OF "THE BEAU ZONE" ON THE HARD ROCK HEROES WEBSITE FROM DECEMBER 2004 TO APRIL 2005.
Can casting be both eerie and cornball at the same time? On Hope And Faith, we've seen two flashbacks now to when Hope & Faith's mother was still alive and she's played by Cheryl Ladd. In the present day, their father, played by Robert Wagner, is going out with Hope's gynocologist played by Jaclyn Smith. Both Charlie's Angels from the 70s TV show!!! So we can never see a scene with both of them in it meeting each other where one of them says, "You look familiar. Don't I know you from somewhere?" Unless Hope & Faith bring their mother back from the dead in a seance or something. On top of all that, Cheryl Ladd also plays James Caan's wife on Las Vegas now, and she's with former Beverly Hills 90210-er Vanessa Marcil there. Well, on one of her Hope And Faith flashback appearances, she's there with fellow 90210-er Brian Austin Green, playing himself, as the flashback takes place when 90210 was still on the air! And going back to Las Vegas, even Lindsay Price stopped by Las Vegas for a guest shot working with her fellow former 90210 castmate Marcil a few weeks ago for a late period 90210 reunion! Talk about boggling the mind on so many levels! EYE-YEYE-YEYE-YEYE-YEYE!!!!!!
Hey, here's a task Donald Trump should have given to his candidates on The Apprentice: Develop a winning restaurant in the middle of Winnipeg's new Provencher Bridge! Think they can do it? Maybe Kwame can sign autographs there, too.
I thought it was hilarious in a different way on Newlyweds when Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey were talking about Sting and his wife being advocates of tantric sex and she said, "Sting, the singer?" and the way the moment was presented to us on air, we were supposed to think it was another "dumb blonde" moment for Jessica. Hey, that was a legitimate query! Nick could have been talking about Sting, the wrestler!
Can casting be both eerie and cornball at the same time? On Hope And Faith, we've seen two flashbacks now to when Hope & Faith's mother was still alive and she's played by Cheryl Ladd. In the present day, their father, played by Robert Wagner, is going out with Hope's gynocologist played by Jaclyn Smith. Both Charlie's Angels from the 70s TV show!!! So we can never see a scene with both of them in it meeting each other where one of them says, "You look familiar. Don't I know you from somewhere?" Unless Hope & Faith bring their mother back from the dead in a seance or something. On top of all that, Cheryl Ladd also plays James Caan's wife on Las Vegas now, and she's with former Beverly Hills 90210-er Vanessa Marcil there. Well, on one of her Hope And Faith flashback appearances, she's there with fellow 90210-er Brian Austin Green, playing himself, as the flashback takes place when 90210 was still on the air! And going back to Las Vegas, even Lindsay Price stopped by Las Vegas for a guest shot working with her fellow former 90210 castmate Marcil a few weeks ago for a late period 90210 reunion! Talk about boggling the mind on so many levels! EYE-YEYE-YEYE-YEYE-YEYE!!!!!!
Hey, here's a task Donald Trump should have given to his candidates on The Apprentice: Develop a winning restaurant in the middle of Winnipeg's new Provencher Bridge! Think they can do it? Maybe Kwame can sign autographs there, too.
I thought it was hilarious in a different way on Newlyweds when Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey were talking about Sting and his wife being advocates of tantric sex and she said, "Sting, the singer?" and the way the moment was presented to us on air, we were supposed to think it was another "dumb blonde" moment for Jessica. Hey, that was a legitimate query! Nick could have been talking about Sting, the wrestler!
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