Me during the broadcast of "Much On Demand" outside in front of the Muchmusic building in Toronto, ON on September 25, 2003.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Short Snappers

ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE TWELFTH EDITION OF "THE BEAU ZONE" ON THE HARD ROCK HEROES WEBSITE FROM NOVEMBER 2008 TO FEBRUARY 2010.

Due to my writeup on greatest hits albums last time, a lot of comments piled up. Some of them are getting old. Like these, but they're still funny, and they're short, so I'll just lump them all together here.....Rosie O'Donnell is now trying to get Bob Barker's hosting gig on The Price Is Right after he retires. Bob says that's okay with him as long as she gets spayed and neutered.....The White Stripes are playing all three territories on their tour: Yukon, NWT, and Nunavut. If it's cold up there, they'll REALLY be concerned about ".....the hardest button to button.....".....So Fergie liked Alanis' You Tube video of "My Humps" so much she gave her a cake shaped like an ass? Alanis needs a knife to cut that cake now, I guess. Too bad she has ".....10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife....." Hey, maybe that cake tastes Fergalicious!.....You know what song Rod Stewart should have covered on that rock classics album he did? Kiss' "Hard Luck Woman!"

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