ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE TWELFTH EDITION OF "THE BEAU ZONE" ON THE HARD ROCK HEROES WEBSITE FROM NOVEMBER 2008 TO FEBRUARY 2010.
Due to my writeup on greatest hits albums last time, a lot of comments piled up. Some of them are getting old. Like these, but they're still funny, and they're short, so I'll just lump them all together here.....Rosie O'Donnell is now trying to get Bob Barker's hosting gig on The Price Is Right after he retires. Bob says that's okay with him as long as she gets spayed and neutered.....The White Stripes are playing all three territories on their tour: Yukon, NWT, and Nunavut. If it's cold up there, they'll REALLY be concerned about ".....the hardest button to button.....".....So Fergie liked Alanis' You Tube video of "My Humps" so much she gave her a cake shaped like an ass? Alanis needs a knife to cut that cake now, I guess. Too bad she has ".....10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife....." Hey, maybe that cake tastes Fergalicious!.....You know what song Rod Stewart should have covered on that rock classics album he did? Kiss' "Hard Luck Woman!"
Hey, dudes & babes! Beau Hajavitch here. You've found THE BEAU ZONE! Here you'll find my controversial opinions on anything. Formerly part of my Hard Rock Heroes website, it's now, along w/the entire Beau Zone archive, on Blogspot. Frustrated? That my opinions aren't usually reflected in media? Here's my outlet - The Beau Zone. You may laugh, cry, or get thoroughly disgusted. Guess what? Not a damn thing you can do about it! HA HA HA! Light up a smoke, & here we go:
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Short Snappers
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